Do you have an iPhone?
Does your iPhone have a name?
Do you brag about your iPhone apps?
Do you brag about your iPhone apps to your other iPhone apps?
If you answered "yes" to all of these questions, you're welcome to read on. All others, please exit here.
So, fellow geeks. Here we are. Well, here I am and you're somewhere reading this blog, probably 3G-ing your tweets and ROTFL-ing all the while. What fun we geeks have on a regular basis! Sigh... Anyway, check out this new iPhone app. You've earned it, dork.