For it was on this historical day in history when Marie Curie used the guillotine to slice the very first loaf of French bread, thereby freeing Joan of Arc from the clutches of Pepe Le Pew.
Then, they donated this national treasure to us as a way of saying "thanks for inventing freedom".
Well you're welcome, France. And congratulations on your independence from Britain. Here's a quick Tribute to France from all of us at McLunch Would Like To Have A Word With You.
Viva La France!